@_Capitalism_

I wasn’t so sure that it reflexively understood what it was doing with the whole global bio-political-cash-techno-domination thing–so it is an honor to finally hear from @_capitalism_ itself on Twitter! Here @_capitalism_ describes its Twitterverse suchly:

“This is my house, this is where I speak my thoughts, this is where I brutalize the masses.”

In the great model of other revealers such as @MuammarLGaddafi, @OsamaInHell, and @BPGlobalPR–here is a representative sample of what @_capitalism_ is thinking about today. Check out the transparency that can be achieve when grand narratives take it upon themselves to use the spiritual technology of the world wide web. No more investigative reporting, academic activism, or critical theory is necessary to interpret disaster capitalism. It is all right here! Zuckerberg is right, the world is becoming more transparent ‘cuz of the internets. Thanks Biz Stone and thank you @_capitalism_ for coming clean with your intents!

_Capitalism_

Cash grabbing is an altruistic behaviors, grab that cash, put your consciousness on hold for another fifty years. 

_Capitalism_

Consume your flesh, consume your memories, shiftless thoughts, consume your identity and your everlasting emotional frailty. 2 hours ago

_Capitalism_

I am the reason that you feel as though your behavior is controlled by external factors. Just consume, consume and stop thinking. 3 hours ago

_Capitalism_

I am the brilliant abusive system that takes women and turns them into well socialized very productive, non-sexually productive, machines. 4 hours ago

_Capitalism_

I am the brilliant system that takes brilliant minds and turns them into homeless alcoholics. 5 hours ago

_Capitalism_

I am capitalism and governments are my perfect cover up, we work for you, we help you stay on track, focused and thoughtless. 7 hours ago

_Capitalism_

I am capitalism and you pay your taxes so that some rich banker can keep his mansion, while you barely get by. 8 hours ago

_Capitalism_

I am capitalism and I am a despicable system which enriches the rich and starves the hungry. 9 hours ago

_Capitalism_

I am capitalism and governments are just a big capitalist joke. 10 hours ago

_Capitalism_

I am capitalism and 20 million children starve to death each year while you’re trying to improve your credit so you can buy more stuff. 11 hours ago

_Capitalism_

I am capitalism and I want your labor and I want it now. 12 hours ago

_Capitalism_

I am capitalism and there is nothing complex about it, human beings are greedy creatures, they want everything and they want it now. 13 hours ago

Adam Fish researches the intersections of culture, power, and technology. He focuses on how media corporations and political movements imagine themselves and the social and political relevancies of the internet and television. Adam investigates America-based cable television networks attempting to balance neoliberalism, federal policy, and social media in their pursuit of profit, social justice, and improvements of the public sphere. This focus on applied anthropology was developed in over ten years as an indigenous and federal archaeologist. Fish also works for public anthropology through television and film production. You can see his television documentaries at mediacultures.org and follow him on Twitter @mediacultures.