I wasn’t so sure that it reflexively understood what it was doing with the whole global bio-political-cash-techno-domination thing–so it is an honor to finally hear from @capitalism_ itself on Twitter! Here @_capitalism describes its Twitterverse suchly:
“This is my house, this is where I speak my thoughts, this is where I brutalize the masses.”
In the great model of other revealers such as @MuammarLGaddafi, @OsamaInHell, and @BPGlobalPR–here is a representative sample of what @capitalism is thinking about today. Check out the transparency that can be achieve when grand narratives take it upon themselves to use the spiritual technology of the world wide web. No more investigative reporting, academic activism, or critical theory is necessary to interpret disaster capitalism. It is all right here! Zuckerberg is right, the world is becoming more transparent ‘cuz of the internets. Thanks Biz Stone and thank you @capitalism for coming clean with your intents!
Cash grabbing is an altruistic behaviors, grab that cash, put your consciousness on hold for another fifty years.
Consume your flesh, consume your memories, shiftless thoughts, consume your identity and your everlasting emotional frailty. 2 hours ago
I am the reason that you feel as though your behavior is controlled by external factors. Just consume, consume and stop thinking. 3 hours ago
I am the brilliant abusive system that takes women and turns them into well socialized very productive, non-sexually productive, machines. 4 hours ago
I am the brilliant system that takes brilliant minds and turns them into homeless alcoholics. 5 hours ago
I am capitalism and governments are my perfect cover up, we work for you, we help you stay on track, focused and thoughtless. 7 hours ago
I am capitalism and you pay your taxes so that some rich banker can keep his mansion, while you barely get by. 8 hours ago
I am capitalism and I am a despicable system which enriches the rich and starves the hungry. 9 hours ago
I am capitalism and governments are just a big capitalist joke. 10 hours ago
I am capitalism and 20 million children starve to death each year while you’re trying to improve your credit so you can buy more stuff. 11 hours ago
I am capitalism and I want your labor and I want it now. 12 hours ago
I am capitalism and there is nothing complex about it, human beings are greedy creatures, they want everything and they want it now. 13 hours ago
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I am capitalism. I give to and take care of the lucky few. I take from everyone else.
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