I know this is a while after the fact, but I just wanted to make something very, very clear. The last post I wrote about open access, in which I supposedly had a “change of heart,” was 100 percent complete, absolute balderdash. It was satire. A joke. For April Fool’s Day. I realize that I never put a big “GOTCHA” in the post, so it could still be a little confusing. So, there you have it. Just wanted to make that nice and clear. Just to make sure that nobody takes that argument seriously. Thanks. As you were.